Today's Slurpee Conditions

Today's Slurpee conditions are classified as:

Fail

The Coke (which is the official benchmark flavour) was on the blinking red light of death, and thusly undrinkable. However, the backup, Pepsi was classified as "Good" and Cream Soda as "Excellent".

Many people ask me what the official rating scale is. At least, they do in my head. Here's the official Slurpee conditions rating scale:

Perfect
Excellent
Good
Fair
Poor
Fail

Perfect is rarely seen. Sometimes a whole summer can go by without perfect conditions. So elusive...