Most of us have been taught that there are four seasons: Winter, Spring, Summer, and Autumn. But I'm here to tell you that all of you have been misled. In a vast conspiracy of misinformation with the intent to confuse the general population, a four season universe has been forced upon us. I don't fully understand the motivation for the conspirators... profit, perhaps... power, maybe... women, you never know... free candy, most likely... but whatever the reason, I'm here to blow this thing wide open. Prepare yourselves, for I have seen the truth! It struck me today... there are only two seasons: Hard-top and Soft-top. And today marked the first day of Soft-top.
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